I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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