For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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