How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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