I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
