It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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