On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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