Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We talked him into tasing himself.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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