Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
