But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
