I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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