16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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