ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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