idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
