I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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