Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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