Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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