1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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