four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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