How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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