So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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