Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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