Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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