UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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