when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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