Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Shame - the story of my life.
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