can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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