ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
