I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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