winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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