first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
