I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My breasts were aching with rage.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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