GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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