No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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