why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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