You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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