I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He has the fingertips of a God
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