if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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