He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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