We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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