Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
All the doctor said was why
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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