Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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