How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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