I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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