Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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