I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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