He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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