well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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