It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
