bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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