the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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