This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We had to coat check the pizza.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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