The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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