i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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its like you know when i get waxed
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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