so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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