Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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