i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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