So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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