I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
