this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize