Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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