Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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